GrumpyHare

GRUMPYHARE

YOUR LEAN, MEAN, LEAD GENERATION MACHINE!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED

NOTHING YOU DON’T

Meet the GrumpyHare Real Estate Marketing Platform —
A platform designed to enhance credibility, lead conversion, and rankings.

Designed by Real Estate Investors
for Real Estate Investors and Agents.

WHAT IS

GRUMPYHARE

Dealing with the unending frustrations of trying to create, build, tweak, or customize websites using currently available web hosting options for real estate investors, and agents, simply left us, well, very grumpy. So, we set out to create our own platform specifically designed to out perform anything currently available on the market. We’ll eat the competition for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Welcome to GrumpyHare.

Top Class Website

Pre-Built 5-Page High-Converting, Fully SEO-Optimized Website Template (Grab, Tweak, & Go!)

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Premium Hosting

Elevate your online presence to the next level with confidence through our lightning-fast speed hosting.
 

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Latest SEO Technologies

Boost Your Google Rankings with Proven On-Page SEO Strategies and Stay Ahead with the Latest Techniques.

Focus on Affordability and Performance

We tried very hard to keep this platform as cheap as possible without sacrificing any performance. The way we do that is by eliminating all the bells and whistles that you truly do not need and only focus on the tools you need to generate motivated sellers so that our costumers can focus on closing deals instead of fiddling with a website.

 

Proven Real Estate Web Design That Drives Results

10+ Premium Website Templates

and growing...

Choose from our ever-growing library of Premium Website Templates,  brilliantly designed to effectively enhance your perceived credibility and professionalism converting more traffic into leads with less effort while elevating your online presence to the top spot on Google. With new designs added regularly, you’ll have a wide range of options to choose from, ensuring your website always stays fresh and engaging. Whether you’re starting from scratch or looking to refresh your site, our templates make it easy to create a professional and captivating online experience.

TRUE DRAG-AND-DROP FUNCTIONALITY

Frustrated with the constant battle to personalize your website? True drag-and-drop functionality is here to the rescue! Mix, match, and select from our endless supply of fully designed website building blocks to easily customize and personalize your site—no tech wizardry required. 

With GrumpyHare, every user can create a 100% unique website. It’s like playing with virtual building blocks—just grab what you want, drop it where you want, and voila! You’ve got a website that’s uniquely yours. Whether you’re a tech genius or just getting started, our super-simple builder has your back. Say hello to stress-free website building!

Ideal for all niches in real estate

We know real estate, we breathe real estate, we live real estate, we are real estate and I'm willing to bet you are too. GrumpyHare is the perfect solution to any and all of your real estate niche hosting needs.

Designed By Real Estate Professionals For Real Estate Professionals

and agents

THE SOLUTION

Don’t rely on cheap alternative hosting for your real estate business anymore. We are proven to be faster, more secured, and more stable!

OUR COMPETITORS

Customization Limitations: Competitor’s templates sacrifice customization options so they don’t have to deal with customer support for their users.

SEO Competition: While competition boast SEO out-of-the-box, this simply is not true. True SEO comes from providing unique value to Google’s users. A cookie cutter template can’t do that.

Lead Generation Effectiveness: While competitors claims their templates are designed to generate leads, none of them truly understand what it takes to convert traffic into leads. (They wouldn’t offer cookie-cutter websites if they did).

Limited Integrations: Integrating third-party tools would mean competitors need to offer more support so they rather limit website functionality than just offer the support you need. Which hinders users’ ability to expand their website’s functionality. 

Dependency on Platform: Since most competitors use their own website builder, users might find it challenging to migrate their website and leads to other platforms if they decide to switch in the future, potentially causing disruptions to their business. 
Retention by Fear: They make it impossible for users to leave by not giving them the option to leave without losing everything and starting over.

WITH GRUMPYHARE

Customization Flexibility: Using our own Grumpy Builder Editor,  users can easily customize their website as they see fit using our easy drag-and-drop functionality. 

SEO Forerunners: GrumpyHare templates focus on the uniqueness of our users on an individual basis, giving each website a complete unique set of values Google wants to see in #1 ranking websites.

Lead Generation Effectiveness: Lead Conversion happens when traffic trust the business. Our templates are solely focused on individual, personal, credibility, and trustworthiness, making our templates the highest lead converting on the markets. (And they look dang pretty).

Easy Integrations: WordPress is the most popular CMS platform for a reason. It’s free and open-source, making it more accessible than ever to third-party developers. So you have a whole world of third party tools available to bring your website to new heights. 

Freedom from Platform: GrumpyHare uses cutting edge third-party platforms,  which can easily migrate their website and leads to other platforms if they decide to switch in the future. This allows our users to be free and unbound to our platform
Retention by Value: GrumpyHare makes it impossible for users to leave because of the loss of value user experience if they left.

JOIN THE GRUMPYHARE HERD

Discover why our clients rave about us. Read testimonials from satisfied customers and see how we’ve helped businesses like yours succeed.

“Dude Jerryll every since I joined GrumpyHare I am ranking even higer for alot of keywords i never ranked for. I am now #1 for “sell my house in san bernardino” I never reached that with carrot. Dude I am so glad you created this new platform man.
I am ranking 1# for almost every Keyword! and thats not even all the words I am ranking for!!!”

Myles Jay

“I had no experience in web design or search engine optimization. I was literally starting from scratch and now I’m the number one ranked cash home buyer for my market in Chattanooga! I rank in the top three for almost every city within 50 miles of me. I will absolutely become a millionaire in the next couple of years.”

Erik Wright

“This turnaround was so fast for us. We climbed to the number one spot in every keyword category that we were aiming for. He’s literally figured out the formula to SEO and he’s doing it differently than everyone else is and he’s doing it correctly.”

Erin Pennington

TRUSTED BY

"I believe the Grumpyhare platform will be the new standard because of its simplicity and feel. I’m glad I switched and am looking forward to seeing others on this platform!"

- Anthony Bostic

Our websites are meticulously designed to be mobile-optimized, ensuring seamless navigation and optimal viewing experience across all devices.

Whether you're accessing our platform from a smartphone, tablet, or desktop, you can expect fast loading times, intuitive interfaces, and responsive layouts. With mobile optimization, you can browse, interact, and transact with ease, anytime and anywhere.