GrumpyHare

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We Heard Your Cries, We Felt Your Pain, and We Did Something About It

We Heard Your Cries, We Felt Your Pain, and We Did Something About It

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UGLY & BORING WEBSITES?

How do you expect to convince a motivated seller you can make them an all-cash offer when it looks like you can’t even afford to pay a web developer to create a decent website to represent your business?

Not Anymore:

GrumpyHare templates are not just pretty—they are gorgeous, clean, fast, and professional, representing your business with the utmost professionalism. Click to check it out!

Everyone Has The Same Cookie-Cutter Websites That Don’t Stand Out
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Hard to Customize?

How are you expected to create a professional-looking website when even professional web developers struggle with your current host’s complicated and outdated editor?

Not Anymore:

Not Anymore: GrumpyHare websites feature our proprietary drag-and-drop technology, allowing you to construct your website from scratch by dragging and dropping website row sections into place, stacking them on top of each other. All without a lick of coding required.
Everyone Has The Same Cookie-Cutter Websites That Don’t Stand Out
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Low Converting Websites?

Current website template providers base their “high converting” claims on how pretty their templates are and their assertions of being tested and proven to convert, yet your site is not performing, is it?

Not Anymore:

A conversion occurs when you successfully convey to your traffic through your website who you are, what you are like, and what it would be like to work with you, all of which need to align with a motivated seller’s ideal person to work with. How can anyone claim their “proven and tested” templates work when they didn’t test these templates with your voice, your images, your persona, and your demeanor?

GrumpyHare websites are engineered (by a former NASA robotics scientist) around the conversion psychology of motivated sellers, based on personality type, gender, and business structure (be it a solopreneur, duopreneur (partners/couples), or corporation (group)).

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Same-Ol-Cookie-Cutter Template Everyone Else Has Too?

Close your eyes, pick a market, land on a website, open your eyes, and I am willing to bet within less than 2 seconds you can identify the website provider of that website, no matter how “customized” they are.

Not Anymore:

At GrumpyHare, there are as many 100% unique websites as there are GrumpyHare users. You read that right. We solved one of the toughest challenges in website design, and we did it elegantly and effectively. With GrumpyHare, no two websites will even remotely look alike, thanks to our Mix&Match and Snag&Stack technology. You can explore every section of our ever-growing library of beautifully designed website templates and effortlessly build your own custom site by dragging and dropping these virtual building blocks, stacking them to create a truly unique website. ONLY available at GrumpyHare.

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Hard-to-Rank Websites?

All website providers will claim SEO-Optimized Websites Out-Of-The-Box as if that somehow means it is easy to rank on Google, yet, your site is not ranking, is it?

While other website providers are convinced that ranking is all about backlinks, keywords, and fast-loading websites, this is not even remotely true, misleading you into doing a ton of work with little to no ranking results.

Not Anymore:

At GrumpyHare, our CEO Jerryll Noorden, (the nation’s leading expert in SEO for Real Estate) determined from almost a decade of research from our own organically #1 ranking website that high rankings do not come from backlinks, keywords, or fast-loading websites. Although those factors are somewhat important to rankings, the core power of high rankings comes from how well your website converts traffic into leads, not by the number of backlinks you have. For concrete proof and evidence, click on this ad and we will show you actual evidence of every claim made here.

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Tired of Misleading Slogans, Lies, and Complete Nonsense?

While others claim they are better because they have the largest number of #1 ranking websites on the market, they ignore a crucial fact: GrumpyHare, just three months old, already has websites consistently claiming the #1 spots across the country. How can they claim superiority when a brand-new, obviously better-performing technology like ours has just launched and already outshines their 20 years of business?

This is like steam engine manufacturers trying to convince the masses not to buy gas engines when they were just invented because there are more steam engines on the market than gasoline engines. Does that mean steam engines are better, more efficient, and more powerful? [Insert headshake and eye roll here]

Not Anymore:

At GrumpyHare, we don’t trick people into signing up by manipulating narratives with a deceiving agenda. We simply show data and make sense of that data. Our results speak for themselves, proving that our cutting-edge technology delivers superior performance without the need for misleading claims. Choose GrumpyHare for honest, data-driven results that you can trust.

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Lastly, Not Getting Consistent Leads?

Not Anymore:

With GrumpyHare, the entire existence and engine that drives GrumpyHare is based on the essentials of lead generation. Nothing converts better than GrumpyHare.

This is like steam engine manufacturers trying to convince the masses not to buy gas engines when they were just invented because there are more steam engines on the market than gasoline engines. Does that mean steam engines are better, more efficient, and more powerful? [Insert headshake and eye roll here]

NO GURUS, NO FAMOUS PEOPLE.
JUST REAL PEOPLE CRUSHING IT

We don’t care about “guru” endorsements or recommendations. That seems desperate and fake to us. We prefer real people, just like you, vouching for their success on GrumpyHare.

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