Let me ask you this, and be honest. When it comes to your website:

Are you satisfied?
Are you proud of how it looks?
Are you generating leads?
Are you closing deals?
Are you ranking?

Are you making an ROI?


Then WHY are you Staying!?
SWITCH and save up to $948 annually

Then WHY are you Staying!?
SWITCH and save up to $948 annually

Smart Website Templates
Lightyears Ahead Of The Competition.

Starting at just $67/month.​

Meet our Solopreneur, Duopreneur, and Corporate website templates, each meticulously crafted to reflect the personality types, gender, and business structures of our users, engineered around the conversion psychology of motivated sellers.

Our templates do the heavy lifting seamlessly and accurately conveying to your traffic who you are, what you are like, and what it would be like to work with you; all requirements needed for a conversion to take place. This is data-backed conversion analytics. Nothing converts better! Period!






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What is GrumpyHare?

GrumpyHare is THE motivated Seller and Real Estate Agents/Broker Website Hosting Platform, featuring the most effective lead capturing websites to date on the market.
GrumpyHare is the brainchild of industry-leading Real Estate SEO GURU, Jerryll Noorden, a former NASA, Robotics Scientist, speaker, influencer, educator, mentor, flipper, wholesaler short term and long term rental real estate investor.
A true scientist and engineer at his craft, Jerryll designed what is set to be the world’s best data-driven real estate online lead generation platform, meticulously crafted to effortlessly attract and convert motivated inbound seller traffic into motivated seller leads.
Our mission is to make our products the best and cheapest on the market, so that those who can’t afford a superior system, now have the ability to get the best lead generation system on the market.
We add top-notch features and functionality while trying to keep the price tag low. We truly offer you a better product in any and every way at the lowest price on the market. Period.




GrumpyHare websites provide audiences with an accurate representation of who you are, what your personality is like, and what it would be like to work with you, aligning seamlessly with what a motivated seller’s ideal cash buyer to work with is. This is what drives conversions.

In other words, GrumpyHare websites do all the work for you so you can focus on closing deals instead of chasing them.

Enhance credibility, lead conversion, and rankings

fastest and easiest ranking websites that are in any and every way better, faster, and higher performing at the cheapest pricepoint

fastest and easiest ranking websites that are in any and every way better, faster, and higher performing at the cheapest pricepoint


fastest and easiest ranking websites that are in any and every way better, faster, and higher performing at the cheapest pricepoint

Enhance credibility, lead conversion, and rankings

Responsive and Stylish:

Our Templates Look Good on Every DEVICE!

GrumpyHare websites are not only effective but also look beautiful on any device.  Whether your visitors are checking out your site on a computer, tablet, or phone, our templates will accurately represent your business no matter which device your audience is using. 


Frustrated with the constant battle to personalize your website? True drag-and-drop functionality is here to the rescue! Mix, match, and select from our endless supply of fully designed website building blocks to easily customize and personalize your site—no tech wizardry required. 

With GrumpyHare, every user can create a 100% unique website. It’s like playing with virtual building blocks—just grab what you want, drop it where you want, and voila! You’ve got a website that’s uniquely yours. Whether you’re a tech genius or just getting started, our super-simple builder has your back. Say hello to stress-free website building!


Leave the competition behind! We make sure your website loads lightning-fast. Why? Because nobody likes waiting around for a slow site to load, right? We optimize every aspect of your site to ensure it loads quickly, whether your visitors are browsing on their laptop, tablet, or phone. With speedy load times, you’ll keep your visitors happy and coming back for more!



Designed to be bigger better faster... & CHEAPER

Switch to GrumpHare and save up to $948 annually. We specifically designed the GrumpyHare platform to be bigger, better and faster than anything else out there. The last thing we did, is we make sure it’s cheaper. Premium products are no longer just for the rich and successful. We made sure that those who need it most—those with limited budgets—can afford a premium product to help them succeed and make that money.

-By the people, for the people.

“Dude Jerryll every since I joined Grumpy Hare I am ranking even higer for alot of keywords i never ranked for. I am now #1 for “sell my house in san bernardino” I never reached that with carrot. Dude I am so glad you created this new platform man.
I am ranking 1# for almost every Keyword! and thats not even all the words I am ranking for!!!”

Myles Jay

“I had no experience in web design or search engine optimization. I was literally starting from scratch and now I’m the number one ranked cash home buyer for my market in Chattanooga! I rank in the top three for almost every city within 50 miles of me. I will absolutely become a millionaire in the next couple of years.”

Erik Wright

“This turnaround was so fast for us. We climbed to the number one spot in every keyword category that we were aiming for. He’s literally figured out the formula to SEO and he’s doing it differently than everyone else is and he’s doing it correctly.”

Erin Pennington



The key to a conversion is 2 fold:


You must successfully  convey to your traffic, who you are, what you are like, and what it would be like to work with you


And this needs to align with what a motivated seller’s image is of their ideal cash buyer to work with

How can you successfully convey to your seller who you are, what you're like, and what it would be like to work with you, with a standard, one-size-fits-all website that every single one of your competitors also have?





GrumpyHare rank tracking for everyone

Keep an eye on your competitors

As helpful it is to track your own efforts, keeping a close eye on the competition is always good.

GrumpyHare allows you to keep track of how your competitors are performing on the portfolio of keywords you are monitoring. At no extra cost!

Get an overview of your competitors.

Daily competitor ranking updates.

Get notified of important events.

Find keywords that make a difference

Our Keyword Research tool is unique in many ways. It’s fully integrated with our rank tracker which makes it a lot more convenient to use.

Not only do we present you with search volume but also estimated traffic volume and cost-per-click data, where applicable. We also identify the keywords where you have the best chance of ranking or where you are already ranking. The tool provides you with a simple, yet very useful, overview of keywords where your website, or pages of your website, has ranked before or where it is already ranking. You can handpick the most interesting keywords, or simply add them all, to your daily rank tracking with only a few clicks.


Empower your real estate investment journey with GrumpyHare’s comprehensive education suite. Access in-depth written guides, informative video tutorials, and participate in live, weekly group training calls led by industry experts. Additionally, dedicated chat and email support ensures you have the guidance you need to navigate the intricacies of real estate investing with confidence. GrumpyHare equips you with the tools and support to make informed decisions and achieve your investment goals.

TheMightyInvestors Success Accelerator Community

Success comes in the form of a recipe comprised of 3 ingredients. Lead generation, Education, & Networking.



Leads are your potential to make money. You need lead generation to find opportunities, but leads alone don’t magically convert into cash. You need to work those leads into deals.



Converting leads requires education. You need to know how to comp properties, analyze deals, negotiate with sellers, vet contractors, and find closing attorneys. Knowledge is power, but even that isn’t enough. You can’t turn deals into cash on your own.



To close deals and make money, you need a team. You need a network. You need funding, agents, contractors, cash buyers, and other professionals. This is where our community comes into play.

Our in-house community fosters knowledge sharing and collaboration, while our custom-built learning platform offers top-tier educational resources. In our community, you can find everything you need and more. Our Personalized Intelligent Mentoring Platform (PIMP) will guide you through all the educational content on any and every topic imaginable in this space. 

The Personalized Intelligent Mentoring Platform (PIMP)

Everyone is at a different level of knowledge and education. The PIMP (an intelligent and interactive learning system) caters to your personal level of knowledge and career stage, mentoring and guiding you based on where you are and what you need to do to reach your personal goals. PIMP adapts to your specific needs and requirements to help you achieve your personal goals.

Assemble Your Dream Team

Connect with other real estate investors, wholesalers, agents, brokers, private lenders, and contractors. With our advanced Niche Finder feature, easily locate the right people for advice or build your team. Whether you need a knowledgeable agent for comp assistance, fast cash from a private lender for urgent deals, or a competent contractor for flip advice, you can seamlessly connect with the right people anytime.

TheMightyInvestors Community Offers

Courses, Mentorships & Guidance

Including Both Over-The-Shoulder Video Tutorials and PDFs

Access our simple easy-to-follow, interactive, instructional guides, training, and tutorials guiding you through every step of the process to set you up and turn your website into a lean, mean, lead-generation machine.

A Place To Post Your Off-Market Deals

Unlock exclusive opportunities by posting your off-market deals in our community. Connect with eager investors and buyers who are actively seeking hidden gems. Whether you’re selling or looking to invest, our platform makes it easy to network, negotiate, and close deals faster than ever. Join us and turn your off-market properties into profitable transactions!

A Community Dedicated To Learn How To Wholesale Ethically

Join a wholesaling community where people don’t talk down on you because you are a wholesaler, but instead, lift you up, teach you, and mentor you on how to make better offers, how to get more offers accepted and how to do it ethically, providing actual value to the homeowner.

A Community To Grow Your Network

Real estate success demands strong connections. At Mighty Investors, you’ll join a vibrant community of like-minded professionals eager to share insights and support. Engage in discussions, attend exclusive events, and form lasting relationships. Be part of a powerful network that propels you towards your goals. Join the Mighty Investors community today!

TheMightyInvestors Community

At TheMightyInvestors, we’re more than just a community — we’re a movement. Founded on the principles of data-driven decision-making and collaborative growth, we empower our members with the knowledge and insights needed to succeed in the dynamic world of real estate investing.


  • Explore comprehensive guides and tutorials tailored for beginners.
  • Engage, ask questions, and seek guidance from seasoned investors
  • Access curated resources to demystify real estate investing

  • Join live workshops and webinars led by industry experts.


  • Dive into advanced strategies to achieve consistent deal flow.

  • Learn from real-world case studies shared by experienced investors.

  • Participate in focused mastermind Q&As and Workshop sessions.
  • Access exclusive tools and resources to maximize your returns.


  • Stay informed about emerging trends and market insights.
  • Network with fellow industry leaders to stay at the forefront of innovation.
  • Collaborate on joint ventures to expand your portfolio.

  • Explore comprehensive guides and tutorials

Ready To Join The Movement?

Sign up now and become part of our growing community of data-driven investors. Together, we’ll unlock new opportunities and achieve greater success in real estate investing.

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