Grumpy Hare

GRUMPY HARE

YOUR LEAN, MEAN, LEAD GENERATING MACHINE!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED

NOTHING YOU DON’T

Meet the Grumpy Hare Real Estate Marketing Platform —
a platform so powerful, you don’t need anything else as a realtor.

Designed by Real Estate Investors
for Real Estate Investors and Agents.

WHAT IS

GRUMPY HARE

Dealing with the unending frustrations of trying to create, build, tweak, or customize websites using currently available web hosting options for real estate investors, and agents, simply left us, well, very grumpy. So, we set out to create our own platform specifically designed (and named) to devour exactly what is currently available on the market for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Obviously, welcome to Grumpy Hare… Get it?

Top Class Website

Pre-Built 5-Page High-Converting, Fully SEO-Optimized Website Template (Grab, Tweak, & Go!)

Premium Hosting

Elevate your online presence to the next level with confidence through our lightning-fast speed hosting.
 

Latest SEO Technologies

Boost Your Google Rankings with Proven On-Page SEO Strategies and Stay Ahead with the Latest Techniques.

Skyrocket Your Business Potential With Grumpy Hare

Ready to take your business to the next level? Grumpy Hare is here to help you succeed. From creating stunning, high-converting websites to providing comprehensive trainings and top-notch support, we’ve got everything you need. Easily manage your leads, make website edits with ease, and create multiple landing pages to capture every opportunity. Let’s skyrocket your success together with Grumpy Hare.

Beautiful, High-Converting Websites

We work hard to balance our websites with conversion optimization, ease-of-use, and elegance. It all comes together to create something that is uniquely Grumpy Hare–it converts better and looks beautiful.

Comprehensive Trainings

At Grumpy Hare, we don’t want to just give you a website, we help you drive traffic to it, customize it, and brand it. Our extensive trainings about advertising on Craigslist, Facebook, PPC, Direct Mail and tons more allow you to make the most of your high‑converting real estate platform.

World-Class Support

If you ever have any questions about making your real estate platform perform better, our world-class support team is waiting to help you. We encourage you to contact us when you’re struggling with something and we’re committed to helping you as best we can, as fast as we can.

Simple, Powerful Lead Management

With text message notifications, we give you the best chance of closing deals from online leads. Plus, you can organize all of your leads based on their status easily on your dashboard. No other tools necessary. But, if you do want to integrate a CRM of your own, don’t worry – Grumpy Hare easily integrates with popular CRM options.

Easily Edit Your Website

Say goodbye to complicated editing and hello to Grumpy Hare’s user-friendly website platform. We understand that time is precious, so we’ve designed our sites to be easily customizable. Whether you’re tweaking text, swapping images, or adjusting layouts, Grumpy Hare ensures you can make it your own with just a few simple clicks.

Multiple Landing Pages

If you operate in multiple markets, don’t worry–with Grumpy Hare, you can create multiple landing pages on the same website that are built to rank in Google for the market that you’re creating it for. You don’t have to have several websites for different markets and you don’t have to try and maintain multiple domains. One website, several markets, end of story.

Focus on Affordability
& Performance

We Tried very hard to keep this platform as cheap as possible without sacrificing any performance. the way we do that is by eliminating all the bells and whistles that you truly do not need and only focus on generating motivated sellers so that our costumers can focus on closing deals rather than fiddling with a website.

Proven Real Estate Web Design That Drives Results

50+ Premium Website Templates

and growing...

Choose from our ever-growing library of Premium Website Templates, each carefully crafted to elevate your online presence. With new designs added regularly, you’ll have a wide range of options to choose from, ensuring your website always stays fresh and engaging. Whether you’re starting from scratch or looking to refresh your site, our templates make it easy to create a professional and captivating online experience.

Let Your Site Run up to 500% Faster

Our Hosting Solution

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Here are few more performance reports of websites we are hosting...

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Be Seen On Top of the Listings

SEO SERVICE

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Powered By

Grumpy Hare is powered by Jerryll Noorden SEO, the leading SEO Service Provider that had helped hundreds of wholesalers and flippers to increase their website ranking and ultimately generate free off-market motivated seller leads.

$14,000 profit per deal!

Grumpy Hare members report 7x higher lead-to-deal conversion and an increase of nearly $14,000 profit per deal!

The Cool Stuff

Our Platform's Features

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Fast and reliable customer support

Fast and reliable customer support

Fast and reliable customer support

Fast and reliable customer support

Fast and reliable customer support

Managed WordPress

All our plans include WordPress installation, the easy and fast WP Starter site-building wizard, managed auto-updates of the core software and plugins, expert WordPress support, and more.

Top-Notch Security

We manage the security of your sites at server and application level. We offer free Let’s Encrypt SSL that keeps your data safe and daily backups that ensure your peace of mind.

Ultra-Fast Sites

Built on Enterprise grade Server and uses its ultra-fast network and SSD persistent storage. On top of it we add our own server setup with multiple custom speed optimizations and best tech practices.

Highly Converting Websites

All our plans include WordPress installation, the easy and fast WP Starter site-building wizard, managed auto-updates of the core software and plugins, expert WordPress support, and more.

Video Tutorials & Guide

We manage the security of your sites at server and application level. We offer free Let’s Encrypt SSL that keeps your data safe and daily backups that ensure your peace of mind.

24/7 Customer Support

Built on Enterprise grade Server and uses its ultra-fast network and SSD persistent storage. On top of it we add our own server setup with multiple custom speed optimizations and best tech practices.

Don't get stuck and be a rotten carrot

JOIN THE GRUMPY HARE MOVEMENT

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Choose Your Grumpy Plan

No over hyped pay-as-you-go pricing. No false pretenses of set up your website in minutes. Just useful tools that helps you grow.

Monthly
Yearly

AWESOME

$67.00

per

month

$67.00

per

month

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support

AWESOME​-ER

$97.00

per

month

$97.00

per

month

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support

AWESOME

$670.00

per

year

$670.00

per

year

(Get 2 Months Free)

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support

AWESOME-ER

$970.00

per

year

$970.00

per

year

(Get 2 Months Free)

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support

Free High-Converting Templates

Reliable & Fast Hosting Infrastructure

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Reliable Customer Support