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GrumpyHare is the next-generation, lead-generation website-based platform specifically designed to convert inbound traffic into leads. The GrumpyHare platform is designed to be the fastest and easiest ranking websites that are in any and every way better, faster, and higher performing at the cheapest pricepoint, making it the obvious choice for anyone and everyone when it comes to online lead generation.
 
Our mission is to completely eliminate any reason anyone could possibly have to go anywhere else for real estate-based websites.

Everything They Offer ( & More ),

Just better and cheaper

THE GRUMPYHARE DIFFERENCE

 

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Proven Real Estate Web Design That Drives Results

Premium Website Templates

and growing...

Solopreneurs, Duos (Partnerships/ Couples), Groups

Every business is unique, just like the individuals behind them. How can a single one-size-fits-all template capture the essence of your individuality, which is crucial for converting inbound traffic into leads? It can’t.

That’s why we’ve developed our beautifully effective GrumpyHare templates.

Our templates are meticulously crafted to harness the psychology of different business and personality dynamics. By seamlessly integrating the individual personality types and business structures of our users, our templates effortlessly build rapport with our users, resulting in highly converting websites. Inbound traffic gains a more accurate understanding of your vibe, who you are, and what it would be like to work with you—essential elements for successful conversions.

Dominate your market with functional websites that are lightyears ahead of the competition, period!

Monthly
Yearly

AWESOME​

The highest converting website in the market

$67.00

per

month

$67.00

per

month

1 Powerful Conversion-Driven Website

  • Top-tier industry web hosting
  • Utilizing Grumpy builder visual editor
  • Optimized for SEO

Grumpyhare’s CRM & Lead Manager

  • Track and manage your leads
  • Intuitively designed for ease of use
  • Email notifications for leads
Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials
  • Analyze Website Traffic Patterns
  • Monitor SEO Rankings for 25 Key Keywords
Community & Education
  • In-House Community
  • Interactive Custom Built Learning Platform
  • Topnotch Education
  • Chat & Email Support
  • Weekly Group Training calls
  • Written & Video Tutorials

Advanced SEO & Tracking Tools

On-Page SEO Audit

  • Rank higher using our SEO guide
Keyword Tracking

Track Keywords for SEO Ranking

  • Track 25 Keywords for SEO Ranking

Keyword Explorer

  • Find keyword gems by analyzing keyword data, competitiveness and related keywords
Website Authority Tracker
  • Monitor Your Site’s Authority Score
SEO Health Check Reports
  • Identify and Enhance Overall Website Performance

Daily Ranking Updates

  • Monitor your site daily

Search Engine

  • Track your keywords through 130+ versions of Google

Local Rank Tracking

  • Track your ranking in specific Country, Region or City

SERP Features

  • See which special  features are included in the SERP for a keyword (such as ads and featured snippets)
Search Volume, CPC & Traffic
  • Get the search volume per month for your keywords and the corresponding CPC of it (as estimated by Google)
Ranking Keywords
  • Get results for keywords that you even don’t know your ranking for

Competitor Tracking

  • Always get ahead of the competition by tracking your competitors ranking
AI Content Automation Tools
Automated Content Generator
  • Duplicated and pre-written content for blogs or pages

Bad For SEO

YouTube Videos to Blogs

  • Transcribe your Youtube video into engaging blogs for your website at the press of a button

Landing Page Builder

  • AI regenerated unpolished landing pages

Bad For SEO

Premium Site Designs
Polished Designs For Every Investor Or Agent
  • Optimized for the highest conversion rates
Blow Away All Of Your Competitors
  • Stand proud with your unique brand and website

Increase Reach With Hand Crafted City Pages

  • Premium city pages for every template

AWESOME​-ER

The highest converting website in the market

$97.00

per

month

$97.00

per

month

1 Powerful Conversion-Driven Website

  • Top-tier industry web hosting
  • Utilizing Grumpy builder visual editor
  • Optimized for SEO

Grumpyhare’s CRM & Lead Manager

  • Track and manage your leads
  • Intuitively designed for ease of use
  • Email notifications for leads
Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials
  • Analyze Website Traffic Patterns
  • Monitor SEO Rankings for 25 Key Keywords
Community & Education
  • In-House Community
  • Interactive Custom Built Learning Platform
  • Topnotch Education
  • Chat & Email Support
  • Weekly Group Training calls
  • Written & Video Tutorials

Advanced SEO & Tracking Tools

On-Page SEO Audit

  • Rank higher using our SEO guide
Keyword Tracking

Track Keywords for SEO Ranking

  • Track 25 Keywords for SEO Ranking

Keyword Explorer

  • Find keyword gems by analyzing keyword data, competitiveness and related keywords
Website Authority Tracker
  • Monitor Your Site’s Authority Score
SEO Health Check Reports
  • Identify and Enhance Overall Website Performance

Daily Ranking Updates

  • Monitor your site daily

Search Engine

  • Track your keywords through 130+ versions of Google

Local Rank Tracking

  • Track your ranking in specific Country, Region or City

SERP Features

  • See which special  features are included in the SERP for a keyword (such as ads and featured snippets)
Search Volume, CPC & Traffic
  • Get the search volume per month for your keywords and the corresponding CPC of it (as estimated by Google)
Ranking Keywords
  • Get results for keywords that you even don’t know your ranking for

Competitor Tracking

  • Always get ahead of the competition by tracking your competitors ranking
AI Content Automation Tools
Automated Content Generator
  • Duplicated and pre-written content for blogs or pages

Bad For SEO

YouTube Videos to Blogs

  • Transcribe your Youtube video into engaging blogs for your website at the press of a button

Landing Page Builder

  • AI regenerated unpolished landing pages

Bad For SEO

Premium Site Designs
Polished Designs For Every Investor Or Agent
  • Optimized for the highest conversion rates
Blow Away All Of Your Competitors
  • Stand proud with your unique brand and website

Increase Reach With Hand Crafted City Pages

  • Premium city pages for every template

Get 2 Months Free

+

2 Months Free PageSpeed Optimization

(Click here to see a sample comparison of a before and after optimization)

AWESOME​

The highest converting website in the market

$670.00

per

year

$670.00

per

year

1 Powerful Conversion-Driven Website

  • Top-tier industry web hosting
  • Utilizing Grumpy builder visual editor
  • Optimized for SEO

Grumpyhare’s CRM & Lead Manager

  • Track and manage your leads
  • Intuitively designed for ease of use
  • Email notifications for leads
Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials
  • Analyze Website Traffic Patterns
  • Monitor SEO Rankings for 25 Key Keywords
Community & Education
  • In-House Community
  • Interactive Custom Built Learning Platform
  • Topnotch Education
  • Chat & Email Support
  • Weekly Group Training calls
  • Written & Video Tutorials

Advanced SEO & Tracking Tools

On-Page SEO Audit

  • Rank higher using our SEO guide
Keyword Tracking

Track Keywords for SEO Ranking

  • Track 25 Keywords for SEO Ranking

Keyword Explorer

  • Find keyword gems by analyzing keyword data, competitiveness and related keywords
Website Authority Tracker
  • Monitor Your Site’s Authority Score
SEO Health Check Reports
  • Identify and Enhance Overall Website Performance

Daily Ranking Updates

  • Monitor your site daily

Search Engine

  • Track your keywords through 130+ versions of Google

Local Rank Tracking

  • Track your ranking in specific Country, Region or City

SERP Features

  • See which special  features are included in the SERP for a keyword (such as ads and featured snippets)
Search Volume, CPC & Traffic
  • Get the search volume per month for your keywords and the corresponding CPC of it (as estimated by Google)
Ranking Keywords
  • Get results for keywords that you even don’t know your ranking for

Competitor Tracking

  • Always get ahead of the competition by tracking your competitors ranking
AI Content Automation Tools
Automated Content Generator
  • Duplicated and pre-written content for blogs or pages

Bad For SEO

YouTube Videos to Blogs

  • Transcribe your Youtube video into engaging blogs for your website at the press of a button

Landing Page Builder

  • AI regenerated unpolished landing pages

Bad For SEO

Premium Site Designs
Polished Designs For Every Investor Or Agent
  • Optimized for the highest conversion rates
Blow Away All Of Your Competitors
  • Stand proud with your unique brand and website

Increase Reach With Hand Crafted City Pages

  • Premium city pages for every template

AWESOME​-ER

The highest converting website in the market

$970.00

per

year

$970.00

per

year

True Drag And Drop Functionality

1 Powerful Conversion-Driven Website

  • Top-tier industry web hosting
  • Utilizing Grumpy builder visual editor
  • Optimized for SEO

Grumpyhare’s CRM & Lead Manager

  • Track and manage your leads
  • Intuitively designed for ease of use
  • Email notifications for leads
Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials
  • Analyze Website Traffic Patterns
  • Monitor SEO Rankings for 25 Key Keywords
Community & Education
  • In-House Community
  • Interactive Custom Built Learning Platform
  • Topnotch Education
  • Chat & Email Support
  • Weekly Group Training calls
  • Written & Video Tutorials

Advanced SEO & Tracking Tools

On-Page SEO Audit

  • Rank higher using our SEO guide
Keyword Tracking

Track Keywords for SEO Ranking

  • Track 25 Keywords for SEO Ranking

Keyword Explorer

  • Find keyword gems by analyzing keyword data, competitiveness and related keywords
Website Authority Tracker
  • Monitor Your Site’s Authority Score
SEO Health Check Reports
  • Identify and Enhance Overall Website Performance

Daily Ranking Updates

  • Monitor your site daily

Search Engine

  • Track your keywords through 130+ versions of Google

Local Rank Tracking

  • Track your ranking in specific Country, Region or City

SERP Features

  • See which special  features are included in the SERP for a keyword (such as ads and featured snippets)
Search Volume, CPC & Traffic
  • Get the search volume per month for your keywords and the corresponding CPC of it (as estimated by Google)
Ranking Keywords
  • Get results for keywords that you even don’t know your ranking for

Competitor Tracking

  • Always get ahead of the competition by tracking your competitors ranking
AI Content Automation Tools
Automated Content Generator
  • Duplicated and pre-written content for blogs or pages

Bad For SEO

YouTube Videos to Blogs

  • Transcribe your Youtube video into engaging blogs for your website at the press of a button

Landing Page Builder

  • AI regenerated unpolished landing pages

Bad For SEO

Premium Site Designs
Polished Designs For Every Investor Or Agent
  • Optimized for the highest conversion rates
Blow Away All Of Your Competitors
  • Stand proud with your unique brand and website

Increase Reach With Hand Crafted City Pages

  • Premium city pages for every template

AWESOME

VS

AWESOME-er

What Is The Biggest Issue When It Comes To Hosting And Website Template Providers?

Let me give you a hint:
 
How are you going to stand out from the 3000 other identical-to-yours cookie-cutter websites in your market?
 
While the Awesome Plan provides you with an amazing-looking, high-performing website that is on-page SEO optimized and designed to drive conversions, the Awesome-er plan takes it a step further.
 
It offers our ever-expanding library of drag-n-drop, pre-designed website row elements— the fundamental building blocks of our templates—carefully engineered to be psychologically tuned for effortless conversions.
 
With the Awesomer plan, no two websites will ever look the same while maintaining their professional, highly credible designs, making each and every GrumpyHare website feel like it is specifically designed and customized for each individual user.

Isn't This Beyond Awesome?

It's Awesome-er!

What is GrumpyHare?

GrumpyHare is THE motivated Seller and Real Estate Agents/Broker Website Hosting Platform, featuring the most effective lead capturing websites to date on the market.
 
GrumpyHare is the brainchild of industry-leading Real Estate SEO GURU, Jerryll Noorden, a former NASA, Robotics Scientist, speaker, influencer, educator, mentor, flipper, wholesaler short term and long term rental real estate investor.
 
A true Scientist and Engineer at his craft, Jerryll designed the soon to be world’s best data-based & engineered real estate online lead generation platform, meticulously engineered to easily attract and convert motivated inbound seller traffic into motivated seller leads seamlessly.
 
Our mission is to make our products the best and cheapest on the market, so that those who can’t afford a superior system, now have the ability to get the best lead generation system on the market.
 
We add top-notch features and functionality while trying to keep the price tag low. We truly offer you a better product in any and every way at the lowest price on the market. Period.

PEOPLE THAT ARE SWITCHING TO GRUMPYHARE ARE SEEING THE DIFFERENCE

 

DOMINATE YOUR MARKET WITH EASE WITH GRUMPYHARE

OPTIMIZED FOR SPEED

We don’t just test an empty template and put down the score; our templates are loaded with pictures, videos, and other design elements so that our customers know what they will get when they design and customize their website fully. 

GRUMPYHARE CRM & Lead Manager

Our easy to use Lead manager allows you to track,sort, and follow up with your leads. You’ll have no issues closing deals when the follow up is made simple and easy for you. Using our visual dashboard, you can manage every detail of your lead so you can choose when,how,and where to follow up. We also offer integrations with other CRMS so you can take your pick!

Grumpy Builder

Our website builder takes away all the grumpiness and stress away from other website builders. Grumpy Builder is a seamless user-friendly visual editor for all of our Grumpyhare sites. It was engineered to be the most intuitive, and easy to use as possible. Despite being so light-weight and website friendly it is packed full of all kinds of features that makes tweaking your site a breeze.

City Page Templates Included

Ditch cookie-cutter websites! Grumpyhare’s real estate investor templates include city pages that let you dominate local SEO. Attract motivated sellers from all different cities using the layout and designs of our city pages.

Community & Education

Empower your real estate investment journey with GrumpyHare’s comprehensive education suite. Our in-house community fosters knowledge sharing and collaboration, while our custom-built learning platform offers top-tier educational resources. Access in-depth written guides, informative video tutorials, and participate in live, weekly group training calls led by industry experts. Additionally, dedicated chat and email support ensures you have the guidance you need to navigate the intricacies of real estate investing with confidence. GrumpyHare equips you with the tools and support to make informed decisions and achieve your investment goals.

GrumpyHare rank tracking for everyone

Keep an eye on your competitors

As helpful it is to track your own efforts, keeping a close eye on the competition is always good.

GrumpyHare allows you to keep track of how your competitors are performing on the portfolio of keywords you are monitoring. At no extra cost!

Get an overview of your competitors.

Daily competitor ranking updates.

Get notified of important events.

Find keywords that make a difference

Our Keyword Research tool is unique in many ways. It’s fully integrated with our rank tracker which makes it a lot more convenient to use.

Not only do we present you with search volume but also estimated traffic volume and cost-per-click data, where applicable. We also identify the keywords where you have the best chance of ranking or where you are already ranking. The tool provides you with a simple, yet very useful, overview of keywords where your website, or pages of your website, has ranked before or where it is already ranking. You can handpick the most interesting keywords, or simply add them all, to your daily rank tracking with only a few clicks.